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Moist

July 15, 2022 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

8:35 a.m. You dry-eyed cynics who find haven in Grey Goatee Nation -- we get you -- watched Tiger Woods tee off on 18 this morning at St Andrews. You watched him walk across the bridge o'er Swilcan Burn, perhaps for the last time as an active player. He's hurt, and we hurt for him, and you -- we … [Read more...]

Filed Under: UncategorizedTagged With: Dustin Johnson, St Andrews, The Open Championship, Tiger Woods

News of the day

February 24, 2021 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

We never knew the label, size or ring gauge of the product (allegedly) enjoyed by Big Bubba Clinton in infamous ways back in the pre-impeachment White House of the ‘90s, nor did we know the club selection on that night in 2009 when a then-spouse (allegedly) took a swing at Tiger Woods’ cheatin’ head … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods

Day 3: My pronouns

December 13, 2019 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

Been watching the Presidents Cup flow by on my television set with the sound down, a lot of the time. Our alternative soundtrack today is brought to you by Boz Scaggs's Out of the Blues. Favorite line, from "I've Just Got to Know": I think you want me for conveniency / If I'm wrong please tell me … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Presidents Cup, Tiger Woods

Day 2: And then another

December 12, 2019 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

The text came in from the brother in America's heartland: "Am I hallucinating or did we just make a putt?" We, baby, is the Americans, baby, and when Patrick Cantlay rolled one in from 14 feet on 18 to win a full point for the RW&B, we were on the way back. You can't have momentum until you … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Justin Thomas, Patrick Cantlay, Presidents Cup, Rickie Fowler, Tiger Woods

The Open Championship: We know why (and who)

July 17, 2019 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

Herewith the reasons these players who could win The Open Championship will not win The Open Championship: Brooks Koepka: Too obvious Patrick Cantlay: Too who? Phil Mickelson: Too weak, too wan Patrick Reed: Too green Tiger Woods: Too soon Bryson DeChambeau: Too smart Dustin Johnson: Too … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Brooks Koepka, Bryson DeChambeau, Dustin Johnson, Gary Woodland, Global Golf Calendar; PGA Tour; LPGA Tour; Champions Tour, Jordan Spieth, Justin Rose, Justin Thomas, Patrick Reed, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy, Royal Portrush, The Open Championship, Tiger Woods, Xander Schauffele

Tiger for the books

April 14, 2019 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

The injuries were major and maybe preventable, but if you ask me what knocked Tiger down was the fall from the haughty perch built on freakish control of every situation on and off the golf course. That’s what we thought, and how wrong we were. What do we think now that he’s won the Masters? I … [Read more...]

Filed Under: UncategorizedTagged With: Masters, Tiger Woods

A most unusual week

September 24, 2018 By Bart Potter 1 Comment

We used to watch Tiger Woods and admire, respect and marvel, and we couldn't take our eyes off him. But did we like him? We've written here more than once that Woods is not a nice guy, and I for one have been okay with that. The aura was the man, the man was the aura. It wasn't like I would … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Ryder Cup, Tiger Woods

The roars were Rory’s

March 18, 2018 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

The 42-year-old  wearing red on Sunday wouldn't have beaten Rory McIlroy even if he hadn't jerked his tee shot OB on 16 and slopped it around 17. He even said so: He knew he needed to play the last three holes in three-under to have a chance,  and it wouldn't have been … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Arnold Palmer Invitational, Henrik Stenson, Rory McIlroy, Tiger Woods

The Rules edition

March 14, 2018 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

There oughta be a rule, like 1(a), that says Tiger Woods must make a couple putts IF it would win him a golf tournament. Its application, of course, is highly contingent on Woods being in position to win a golf tournament, which had been such a while it could be the USGA and R&A -- in their … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Lexi Thompson, The Masters, Tiger Woods

World No. 388

March 8, 2018 By Bart Potter 2 Comments

Jordan Spieth, Rory McIlroy, Justin Rose, Henrik Stenson, Tiger Woods ... all within the top 388 in the World Golf Rankings, which makes the Valspar Championship just about the best field of a non-major this season. Oh, to be No. 388 in the world. The love, the money, the invitation to the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Henrik Stenson, Jordan Spieth, Justin Rose, Rory McIlroy, The Masters, Tiger Woods, U.S. Open

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