If he’s not Boris, he oughta be. Some people call him Will, but what parents named Zalatoris would call their kid Will? That’s just weird.
It sounds like an incomplete interrogative sentence. Will Zalatoris — ?
Hideki Matsuyama is pretty dominant this year but the kid Boris playing his first Masters is the story. Nobody else is pushing Matsuyama, and Boris won’t likely catch him, but dude, you’re cool.
I’m not sure it’s a metric often measured, but wouldn’t an eight-syllable Matsuyama-Zalatoris 1-2 finish be the most ever at a Masters?
Don’t go rushing for your Masters archives … Xander Schauffele is now in second. At only six total syllables, Matsuyama-Schauffele is a mouthful, for sure, but a lower bar for history.
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