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JoeRob Biden is in the Middle East right now with a complicated itinerary and a crowded agenda that maybe won’t have the LIV Golf Tour as a central talking point when he hunkers down with Crown Prince Sheikh Yerbootie Mohammed Bin Salman of Saudi Arabia but it should oughta be if you think like the righteous citizens of Grey Goatee Nation with the 150th Open Championship on their television sets where Ian Poultry made a long eagle putt, just now, at the Old Course St Andrews.
Many in the Nation believe it’s blood money staining the bounteous blond-canvas saddlebags of the LIV Tour because it’s Saudi money and aren’t they the guys that sponsored the killing of Jamal Khashoggi?
He was only an American, and just a journalist, at that. The world will little note nor long remember. We need that oil, Mr. Sheikh, sir, and couldja ease off on the barrel price an eensy bit?
President JoeRob is just the guy to talk tough with them Arabs. Wind him up and let him go.
Isn’t Poultry one of the guys who bolted from the Euro and PGA tours to dip his fingers into the LIV’s bags o’ cash? Why, yes he is.