7:32 a.m. Grey Goatee Mean Time
You’d be having fun, too, if you’d planted five birdies in a front-nine 31 and held the outright lead halfway through a Friday at The Open Championship.
So why not, like Shane Lowry, make birdie on 10, too? His 40-footer on the rolling green bumped him to 10-under for the championship. His lead is two shots.
I know you’re wondering, so I’ll tell you: Lowry is dressed all in black, presumably for its slimming effect, which might be almost maybe working.