Thanksgiving Day
Nov. 28, 2019: On which we appreciate golf and its large place in our lives, notwithstanding that it rips our guts out and makes us drink and takes us away for hours and days from our loving families.
We know what you’re thinking, and no, this day is for family time … though we might for research purposes call the course just to see if it’s open and while we had them on the phone check on tee times with no intentions whatsoever but we ought at least to ascertain purely hypothetically what time the dinner we have not helped with to any large degree is being served. We do not answer right away when asked why we’re asking but we do the math and naturally conclude we’ve got plenty of time, whereupon we would get to test firsthand the truth of that old saying that says, “Roadkill crow tastes just like turkey.”
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