One person who won’t have a spot in my Dream Foursome, infinitely expandable as it might be, is Kellyanne Conway. There are good and obvious reasons why not, the biggest being she’s smug and insufferable and the apologist for the biggest dickhead in American presidential history.
She also doesn’t play the game. So she told the Washington Times, when asked how a woman can work full-time in the White House when she has four kids:
“ … I would say that I don’t play golf, and I don’t have a mistress so I have a lot of time that a lot of these other men don’t. I see people on the weekend spending a lot of time with their golf game. And that’s their right, but the kids will be with me.”
She was also quoted last week as calling The Dickhead “brilliant,” which shows she has, unlike her boss, a sense of humor. If she ever wanted to take up golf, that’s a start.