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Entrapped epiglottis edition

May 3, 2019 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

Omaha Beach was scratched from Saturday’s Kentucky Derby, meaning, among other things, that he won’t win the Triple Crown but might otherwise expect a decent career as an elite thoroughbred racer before retiring to the barn to party like a stud pony. I know you or I, faced with the same life … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Grey Goatee Golf Association, Kentucky Derby, LPGA, PGA Tour

Scarecrow edition

March 21, 2019 By Bart Potter 2 Comments

The LPGA is playing this week at the Wildfire Golf Club at JW Marriott Phoenix Desert Ridge Resort and Spa, the longest golf course name in the known world, which only means the LPGA has too many sponsors it's trying to appease. Maybe they're overthinking it. Maybe not. I like to think like my … [Read more...]

Filed Under: UncategorizedTagged With: Bryson DeChambeau, Global Golf Calendar, LPGA, PGA Tour

What’s in my bag?

February 5, 2019 By Bart Potter 1 Comment

You've seen the ads for Justin Rose and his move to Honma clubs. The Japanese luxury brand inked Rose, then the World No. 2, on the first day of the New Year. Rose is now World No. 1, and smashed right through any break-in angst over his shiny new sticks by winning with them at the Farmers week … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: 3GA, European Tour, Global Golf Calendar, Grey Goatee Golf Association, Honma, Justin Rose, LPGA, PGA Tour

Order on the course

January 4, 2019 By Bart Potter 1 Comment

The phrase is deus ex machina. The meaning is fluid, as far as I can tell, but it seems in popular usage to be something unexpected that for no obvious reason makes sense of gibberish or substance of nothingness. Herewith golf, the simplest game. Its goal, its very essence, is simple, which … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Rules of Golf, U.S. Open, USGA

The coefficient of Bryson

November 8, 2018 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

Look at the big brain on Bryson ... so large he needs the Hogan cap to hold it all in. It's frightening to us for whom too much thinking about any one thing in the greater world is hard work and, we're certain, will cause physical pain, which does not prevent us from thinking about our … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Bernhard Langer, Bryson DeChambeau, Cameron Champ, Charles Schwab Cup Championship, Global Golf Calendar, PGA Tour, PGA Tour Champions, Scott Parel

A most unusual week

September 24, 2018 By Bart Potter 1 Comment

We used to watch Tiger Woods and admire, respect and marvel, and we couldn't take our eyes off him. But did we like him? We've written here more than once that Woods is not a nice guy, and I for one have been okay with that. The aura was the man, the man was the aura. It wasn't like I would … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Ryder Cup, Tiger Woods

Rookie golfer of the year

August 22, 2018 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

SNOQUALMIE, Wash. -- Near to the home precincts of Grey Goatee Nation this week we have the Boeing Classic, a stop on the Champions Tour for old fuckers who still got game. Jerry Kelly is the defending champion at The Club at Snoqualmie Ridge -- last year, as a senior circuit rookie, he got a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Boeing Classic, Darren Clarke, Global Golf Calendar, Grey Goatee Golf Association, Grey Goatee Nation, Jerry Kelly

Olympics Nation

June 27, 2018 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

Two professional majors -- the LPGA's and the USGA's -- go head-to-head this weekend, which guarantees neither tournament will get the attention both deserve. At the end of the day, the Golf Channel won't be leading with either of them. The PGA Tour has a lightweight field at a non-major stop in … [Read more...]

Filed Under: UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Golf, Grey Goatee Nation, Husky Stadium, KPMG Women's PGA Championship, LPGA, PGA Tour, Special Olympics USA Games, U.S. Senior Open, University of Washington, USGA, Willows Run Golf Club

Women’s edition

May 31, 2018 By Bart Potter Leave a Comment

If it's a typo, and it sure seems like it, it's been repeated in all the places they're writing about the Women's U.S. Open. Placed a call to the crack Grey Goatee Research Cult: It's not a typo. Jeongeun Lee might not be the only Jeongeun Lee in the field, but  after an opening-round 67, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, Grey Goatee Golf Association, LPGA, PGA Champions Tour, PGA Tour, Women's Golf Day

Justify yourself

May 18, 2018 By Bart Potter 2 Comments

Once upon a horse-racing major I told you to take the Baffert horse in the Preakness without disclosing, in the spirit of full disclosure, that ... okay, if I disclosed now what I didn't disclose then, you'd be justified in doubting the handicapping acumen behind my urging you today, if I were to do … [Read more...]

Filed Under: News, UncategorizedTagged With: Global Golf Calendar, LPGA, PGA Tour, Preakness

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