8:33 a.m. Grey Goatee Mean Time
Shane Lowry carries 102 kg, which is roundabout 225 ell bees sculpted in a kind of way on his 1.85-meter frame,
The ne’er-do-wells in the Grey Goatee Research cell shared these vital statistics about the ath-a-lete who is leading The Open Championship.
We like Lowry here in the Great Grey Nation. He’s kind of normal, got a belly on ‘im, not much bicepsual definition, hardly likely to contend for Champion Dresser of the Year.
But it’s early yet.