Jordan Spieth, Rory McIlroy, Justin Rose, Henrik Stenson, Tiger Woods … all within the top 388 in the World Golf Rankings, which makes the Valspar Championship just about the best field of a non-major this season.
Oh, to be No. 388 in the world. The love, the money, the invitation to the Masters … it’s possible winning four times at Augusta got him in, but still … 388, baby … the perks, the glamor, the exemption into the U.S. Open … maybe winning three of them had something to do with it, but still … 388, a magic number.
Got a hard-on about Tiger? Or the coverage he gets, even though he’s #388? Or just giving us “All The News That’s Fit To Print”? Hey, Inquiring Minds, and all that.
Looking forward to scraping off a record layer of rust and being in contention to hold the coveted Bent Shaft Trophy… again.
Just shootin’ the shit. All the way down to 149 this week … I was rooting for him, same as everybody else.