Look at the big brain on Bryson ... so large he needs the Hogan cap to hold it all in. It's frightening to us for whom too much thinking about any one thing in the greater world is hard work and, we're certain, will cause physical pain, which does not prevent us from thinking about our … [Read more...]
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News of note and notes on the news.
A most unusual week
We used to watch Tiger Woods and admire, respect and marvel, and we couldn't take our eyes off him. But did we like him? We've written here more than once that Woods is not a nice guy, and I for one have been okay with that. The aura was the man, the man was the aura. It wasn't like I would … [Read more...]
Rookie golfer of the year
SNOQUALMIE, Wash. -- Near to the home precincts of Grey Goatee Nation this week we have the Boeing Classic, a stop on the Champions Tour for old fuckers who still got game. Jerry Kelly is the defending champion at The Club at Snoqualmie Ridge -- last year, as a senior circuit rookie, he got a … [Read more...]
The Grey Gazette
I won't say Jarrod Ramos was hearing the Supreme Leader's voice in his head, the one that says the press is the enemy of the people, when he shot up the Capital Gazette. Ramos's grudge seemed more personal. But who will say some other slackjaw, somebody who has let Drumpf's hatespeak echo off the … [Read more...]
Women’s edition
If it's a typo, and it sure seems like it, it's been repeated in all the places they're writing about the Women's U.S. Open. Placed a call to the crack Grey Goatee Research Cult: It's not a typo. Jeongeun Lee might not be the only Jeongeun Lee in the field, but after an opening-round 67, … [Read more...]
No sneezing matter
KENT, Wash. -- It goes without saying that a golf stroke on the first day counts as much as a stroke on the last, so in a tournament lost by one shot it's not all about a missed two-foot par putt on No. 16. John Cassidy is not big on excuses, so, okay, it's not even about a woman in the … [Read more...]
Justify yourself
Once upon a horse-racing major I told you to take the Baffert horse in the Preakness without disclosing, in the spirit of full disclosure, that ... okay, if I disclosed now what I didn't disclose then, you'd be justified in doubting the handicapping acumen behind my urging you today, if I were to do … [Read more...]
Make my julep with Herradura
A couple career journeymen teamed to claim the title last weekend at the Zurich Classic of New Orleans. It could be said Scott Piercy (four career wins) and Billy Horschel (five) are journeymen with a difference -- they've won out there. Horschel, in particular, has a big … [Read more...]
Party of two
Andrew Landry was 624th in the world when I wrote this back in 2016 after the first day of the U.S. Open at Oakmont. He was the leader at that point, and though he didn't stay that way, he's now World 66 with a bullet as a 54-hole leader who closed the deal. His victory at the Valero Texas Open was … [Read more...]
Golf for Scotty G
Golf for Scotty G -- We do what we can, which isn't much, but we can play golf, and we will, at a little benefit tournament April 28 at Capitol City Golf Club in Lacey, Wash. The forecast calls for a lot of kind and generous people stepping up for our friend Scott Geist, who's up against … [Read more...]
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