THE OPPORTUNISTIC Commander Zero will not pass up the chance to start the insanely talented Patrick Reed in his Yahoo lineup for the PGA Tour’s Waste Management Open. I love you, baby, don’t do me bad.
Besides Reed, Zero is calling on guys with names like Moore, Kirk, Simpson, Stuard, Every, English and Palmer (Ryan). Bums, all of them, until proven otherwise. The Commander is not bitter.
Imitation of myself, with liberal use of the strikethrough key, is the sincerest form of laziness.
Anybody who had
Patrick Reed Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson in the lineup had a pretty good lousy Yahoo week at the Humana Challenge Farmers Insurance Open. They got 20 zero points from him them on the weekend for the day’s low round with his 63s each of Thursday, Friday and Saturday and another 20-point and no bonus, nothing, for winning the whole thing missing the third-round cut (Woods) and withdrawing with an aching back (Mickelson).
Commander Zero clocked in with
165 102 points in the Graeme McDowell division, buoyed sunk by an empty final round 25 from Z. Johnson from our heroes, who went low were home by Sunday. with a 62 and finished fourth in the tournament. If not for Charley Hoffman, a T-7 after a closing 67, the Zeroes wouldn’t have reached three digits.
It wasn’t enough to
slide into even get close to the top 50 for the week in the Graeme Mac, but overall, – while Zero couldn’t crack cracked the magic 60,000 barrier, – he improved improving all the way to 60,534th 58,569th place, ahead of most of the players who forget to turn in a lineup most weeks, which zoomed inexplicably bumped him up into double digits at to the 14th 21st percentile.
going forward, with the value stream duly mapped and all the metrics measured, with the non-linear opposing dynamics factored in direct proportion to their relative weight or lack thereof, the line chart is trending to the northeast east, which is to say, generally upward no worser. It’s a long season.